We all have that one person in our life. You know the one, the one you want to bind and gag with duct tape, but you don't want to go to jail? Well, here's a quick primer...

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver and it fixes damn near anyone, I mean anything....

Somebody once said, "Her halo and horns are interchangeable, do you know how dangerous that can be?" 

(Yep, that would be me.)

Life can be crazy sometimes, and just when you think you've reached the bottom of that craziness, you find out that there's still an underground garage with an elevator that only goes in one direction, down. You learn to change the game, and not let the game change you. Cuz one thing about them tables, baby, they always turn. 

 But just remember, every day, no matter how bad a day, above ground, is still a pretty freaking good day! I'm here to help you keep your fee

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Somebody once said, "Her halo and horns are interchangeable, do you know how dangerous that can be?" (Yep, that would be me.) Life can be crazy sometimes, and just when you think you've reached the bottom of that craziness, you find out that there's still an underground garage with an elevator that only goes in one direction, down. You learn to change the game, and not let the game change you. Cuz one thing about them tables, baby, they always turn. But just remember, every day, no matter how bad a day, above ground, is still a pretty freaking good day! I'm here to help you keep your fee

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Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver and it fixes damn near anyone, I mean anything....

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver and it fixes damn near anyone, I mean anything....