🎄🔪 Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025): Santa Wants the Belt 🔪🎄

Ho ho holy hell… Santa is back, he’s angry, and he’s coming for the crown. This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, we unwrap Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025) to see if this rebooted, blood-soaked Kris Kringle has what it takes to dethrone our reigning horror champions.

Is this a holiday miracle or just coal in our stockings? We debate the kills, the chaos, the “naughty list” body count, and whether weaponized Christmas cheer can carry this film into the winner’s circle—or if it gets stuffed into the same sack as forgettable remakes.

Expect hot takes, bad Santa impressions, excessive laughter, and a serious question no mall has ever answered: should Santa be allowed anywhere near an axe?

🎅🏻 Only one thing is certain… someone’s getting sleighed.