You asked for it, Dan Haggerty asked for it, Krampus’ mother asked for it, and now Dread Central is proud to present the year-round Christmas horror podcast you’ve long been waiting for… Silent Night, Deadly Podcast! Chris, Kieran, Matt, and Rob – collectively known as “The Jingle Boys” to some and “The Christmas Horribles” to others – are prepared to take you on one demented journey through a winter wonderland of the best and worst tinsel terror the big (and small) screen has to offer.

How does one describe Blood Beat? This 80s slasher film takes place in the backwoods of Wisconsin, where the soul of a samurai warrior possesses a young woman. It’s all during her boyfriend's family Christmas celebration, with the vengeful spirit lashing out against victims in violent fashion. Did I mention that mother is a telepathic painter and the samurai ghost’s host also achieves climax every time he slaughters someone? So yeah, wholesome holiday entertainment!

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