* Girls Flag Football: If you’re not following Melissa Jacobs on Substack, check her out. The piece I mentioned reading was actually something she wrote that summarized someone else’s writing.

* Best Baseball Names: I totally botched Carlos Baerga’s nickname. It should be Carlos “One if by land, two if by sea, three if” Baerga. Shame on me.

* LeBron on Ring Culture

* Iran: We solve the world’s problems. Or not. And yes, the B2 bomber comes fully equipped with a bathroom. And even more apparently, click here to read.

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