Simon wasn't simple; far from it in fact. He was a man with his head full of pi. That is until he met a woman...

Don't Share With Mother is written, recorded and edited by Martin Winch. You can follow the podcast on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok and Twitter.

Additional music and sound effects for the series come from epidemicsound.com.

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