What's the matter, Sport?  All that Seagalin' making you THIRSTY!  Then EXIT WOUNDS the Gift Shop and pick up a sweet refreshing DMX Energy Drink!  "The drink that makes you THIRSTIER!"

Drink it all in, LOVELY SPECTATORS - we're finishing up our SEAGAL SLEAZE with this 2001 NOTbuster Exit Wounds!  Don't bother asking for SECONDS, because this movie feels like HOURS!  Sorry about the all-caps and that weird curveball metaphor at the end there.  DMX is rubbing off on us.

Intro/Outro Music by Math the Band.