Happy holidays, Badwatchers! It’s our favorite time of year, where our gift to you is the annual viewing of holiday dreck. We watched The Knight Before Christmas, a time-travel love story even dumber than it sounds. Join us as we discuss wigs, academic calendars, syphilis, a mathematical formula for holiday movies, Beowulf lingo, a dream sequence (?), “hey, Google,” poverty, Ghost, and Vanessa Hudgens’s career prospects.

Goodwatches:

Taboo

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