O come all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant, to what can only be described as the most blasphemous episode to date. Seriously, the Dunces break like four commandments just talking about Steve Urkel, five if you’re listening on the Sabbath! But at the very least, everyone can take some comfort in knowing that one of them will burn in Hell for all eternity. As for which one that is, the answer may surprise you. It’s Sister Act!