Samuel joins his brother in bed, wink, wink, and a good time was had by all. They try Jameson Caskmates Stout Edition and give it a rating. Elijah talks to Ameen the lifecoach and learns about eye STDs. Then the two break down the news and how disappointed it must to get fast food at the White House. The two also talk about toilet water backsplash, gross as it is, but on the bright side Elijah learns how to wipe his butt the right way.