About a month ago in almost the middle of the United States ...

DAH,

dah, de, dah 

de, dunt, dunt, dunt, de, dah

Episode 7:

The fanbase is in turmoil. While the Skywalker Saga has come to a close some fans don't know how to make sense of the new lore while others deny its existence. Still most don't care and just want to see a fun film. A group of podcasters have come together to drink and try to make sense of the claims of fan fiction and placating to help everyone move forward in these trying times.

But mostly, they just drink, get things more confused and talk about nothing.