The concept of a 4-inch screen on an iPhone is dead, but the iPhone SE name lives on in a sweet iPhone 8-like package, cadets, so dry your tears and pony up $400 to get one, and while you're at it -- maybe you can stretch that extended-duty stimulus check to pick up that sweet new iPad Pro Magic Keyboard -- but if you can't, Capn's Mike and Charles still have you covered! There's also some HomeKit news, a new streaming service soft-launching, a new AMD card for your eGPU if you have one, and some great resources if you're if your under quarter-tine.

All this and a dumb lawsuit actually gets stopped dead in its tracks, TikTok is the Zoom of social media security, Foxconn in Wisconsin continues to be a tax dollars-stealing scam, the Apple-Google alliance gets flack from privacy advocates, and Charles breaks out the beep button as Mike goes off about idiots. All this and some bad news, cadets -- once you hear about the price for wheels for the Mac Pro, you're gonna know you can never afford Apple's whole car!