It's Labor Day in some countries, cadets, so Mike and Charles had to labor on a bunch of silly and/or concerning and/or irritating stories while you take a break! Don't mind us -- we're just donning our Hazmat suits for this week's episode!

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/09/03/apple-backs-down-on-csam-features-postpones-launch

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/09/02/apple-to-allow-external-account-management-links-in-reader-apps-to-close-japanese-antitrust-investigation

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/08/31/south-korea-ends-apple-google-control-of-app-store-payments

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/09/01/apple-to-ask-all-employees-to-voluntarily-report-covid-vaccination-status

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/08/29/iphone-13-will-support-satellite-communications-says-ming-chi-kuo

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/09/04/germany-wants-apple-to-offer-iphone-updates-and-parts-for-7-years

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/09/03/apple-employees-ask-tim-cook-to-take-action-on-workplace-issues

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/09/03/us-national-labor-relations-board-investigating-two-apple-employee-complaints

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/09/01/apple-reveals-first-states-to-use-apple-wallet-for-id-drivers-licence

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/09/03/rogue-amoeba-quits-restrictive-mac-app-store

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/09/02/apple-must-face-class-action-lawsuit-over-siri-privacy-intrusions

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/08/30/apple-buys-primephonic-plans-classical-apple-music-app

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/09/04/spacex-mission-turns-to-apple-watch-iphone-ipad-for-health-study

https://9to5mac.com/2021/09/04/apple-offering-free-month-of-showtime-through-apple-tv-channels/

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/09/02/apple-tv-comedy-dickinson-to-end-after-third-season

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/08/31/being-james-bond-documentary-coming-to-apple-tv-on-september-7

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/08/31/apple-tv-releases-the-velvet-underground-trailer-ahead-of-oct-15-debut

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/08/30/the-problem-with-jon-stewart-coming-september-30-to-apple-tv

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/09/04/apple-tv-to-stream-911-inside-the-presidents-war-room-free-on-sept-11

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/08/28/apple-tv-home-before-dark-season-one-is-free-to-watch

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/09/02/ted-lasso-acquiesces-to-demands-sends-50-boxes-of-biscuits-to-wrexham-afc

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/09/02/whatsapp-hit-with-record-267-million-fine-in-ireland

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/09/01/google-to-appeal-against-592-million-fine-by-french-regulators

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/09/02/new-malicious-lightning-cable-can-steal-user-data-from-a-mile-away

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/09/03/rumor-current-apple-watch-bands-incompatible-with-larger-apple-watch-series-7

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/09/03/app-maker-seeks-200b-from-apple-in-app-store-class-action-lawsuit

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/08/31/fewer-android-users-switching-to-iphone-13-because-of-csam-no-touch-id

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/08/31/windows-11-launching-on-october-5-in-phased-rollout

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/08/31/apple-watch-credited-with-saving-life-of-woman-after-afib-alert

https://www.imore.com/brazil-apple-store-employee-bags-silver-tokyo-paralympics