Special guest Alan Perry and Charles go over the wildly careening array of news stories from Apple and the other big tech players as usual, but watch out, cadets -- the gravitron is on the fritz, making things especially unstable!

https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/04/22/eu-antitrust-bill-could-force-apple-to-make-sweeping-changes-to-siri-app-store-more

https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/04/20/european-politicians-on-the-cusp-of-requiring-usb-c-in-all-smartphones

https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/04/20/brazil-orders-apple-to-pay-iphone-buyer-1000-for-not-including-charger

https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/04/21/apple-pulls-the-plug-on-macos-server-officially-discontinuing-the-app

https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/04/22/apple-to-pull-the-plug-on-device-management-service-fleetsmith-in-october

https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/04/18/new-york-apple-retail-union-organizers-are-asking-for-30-an-hour

https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/04/19/apple-magsafe-battery-pack-firmware-update-now-available

https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/04/22/android-loses-8-market-share-while-ios-grows

https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/04/19/video-editors-demand-apple-be-more-proactive-about-final-cut-pro

https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/04/22/apple-launches-service-program-for-apple-watch-series-6-blank-screen-issue

https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/04/19/netflix-blames-account-sharing-for-first-subscriber-loss-in-a-decade

https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/04/19/ace-hardware-purchases-now-earn-3-daily-cash-on-apple-card

https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/04/19/apples-itunes-pass-may-be-rebranded-as-apple-account-card-in-ios-155

https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/04/20/surfshark-turbovpn-and-more-are-secretly-undermining-security

https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/04/18/smarthome-firm-and-early-homekit-partner-insteon-is-dead-with-no-warning-to-customers

https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/04/23/airtag-data-crucial-to-recovery-of-mans-lost-luggage