This week on The Mancave Podcast, we break down how the U.S. government keeps remixing history. Columbus went from “discovering America” to just “getting lost with confidence.” Native Americans? Apparently, colonizers just “borrowed” the land and never gave it back. And slavery? They’re trying to rebrand it like it was an “unpaid internship.” If you thought your ex rewrote history, Uncle Sam’s got a whole Sharpie collection. Tune in every Friday at 9 am est for new episodes!