'Tis the season at SteynOnline: we have plenty of Steynamite specials over at the Steyn Store, including a literary collaboration between Steyn and Dutch election victor Geert Wilders. And, if you really want to treat your beloved this Christmas, there's always a stateroom on the Mark Steyn Caribbean Cruise with Eva and Conrad, Snerdley and Leilani, and more. ~If you missed today's Clubland Q&A live around the planet, well, it was beset with technical problems. But we've stitched it all ...