Matt Whitener is in for Chris, Jeff is in for Gaines, and Travis wants to call Elias to see if this is the blackest morning show of all time. It’s an enchilada of nonsense morning, and we’re starting with the Cardinals. Travis wants to go back to the deadline to talk about not getting a pitcher. Matt understands wanting to hold solid but thinks they just wanted to roll with the pieces they had. Soledad O’Brien had a special with Ice-T last night. Travis and Matt love Soledad but Jeff remembers her most embarrassing moment. Bucky Barnes killed Biggie and Tupac. What’s the scrap value of the Arch? Could it pay for Bryce Harper? The Millennium Hotel is an eyesore that nobody wants. Whitener wants to know what the worst food to kiss somebody after is and he landed on a giant beer. Jeff is a candle guy and doesn’t know why there have to be men’s candles. Matt shopped for incense on eBay. Loan dispersement day is the best day of fake rich ever. All you can eat wings can save your life when you’re totally out of money in college. Barry Odom is a nice guy but it’s hard to sustain this program the way things are going. A passionate rant may not be enough to show that he’s able to truly handle coaching. Matt thinks Auburn is as tough as it gets, but momentum can be a real challenge. They may not have gotten over the Missouri State game. Travis wants Charlie Strong or Steve Sarkisian to coach Mizzou. Matt likes Tee Martin as a guy on the rise who has experience in the SEC. Cuonzo maybe can or can’t coach, but getting the talent in is the first step. Early 90s Cowboys were a good party.