Grassy ass - Elley De La Cruz is back from Canpoon. Lukas & Austin are back and want to bring you some shitty insight on the state of the union of sports. We talk a little NBA Playoffs, Zion getting more nuts off than a squirrel in the springtime, NHL Playoffs, the origin of the rat king, MLB news, should Ohtani or Soto be traded, and more! We have a list of Ausholes so long its touching the toilet water. Luke's ass is so chapped I overnighted him a gallon of vasoline. To top it off.. Sports Nickname Draft presented by Spotify for Podcasters formerly known as Anchor. Loyal listeners - we love you long time.