All your favorite liberal politicians were at the State of the Union address last night. Nancy "Sloppy Choppers" Pelosi was clacking her teeth and smacking her lips behind Trump, while Alexandria "Octagon" Cortez was acting like "a bitchy sorority girl." All the while, the brave "Squaw" Elizabeth Warren made an appearance, in the midst of a scandal regarding her ethnicity. Why is Warren in a heap of trouble now?