(Comforting, cozy, and dangerously close to violating the White‑Stuff Constitution)

Welcome back to “I Hate White Stuff,” the only cooking podcast where mayonnaise, sour cream, ranch, and every other pale, gloopy ingredient get kicked out of the kitchen like they tried to sneak into Thanksgiving uninvited. Today’s recipe… well… listen. We’re making Slow Cooker Turkey Pot Pie, which is basically a creamy, steamy, bubbling cauldron of everything we normally roast on this show.