Hey sexylicious friends! This is a very, very special episode. This marks our 100th show, OMG. I never thought I would get this far. And you know what, I could not have done it without you, the listeners! Thank you so much, without listeners there is no podcast. I also want to throw a very special shout-out to Snuggly Dave, my awesome co-host and partner in we like to call ‘crimes against the lifestyle’, you rock! Also, to ALL the contributors to the show over the years, you know who you are, and you keep this show HOT! Here’s another fun fact, I posted my very first episode 4 years ago, on April 2, 2015. It’s truly just a coincidence that it’s happening at our 100th episode, how cool is that? Here’s to 100 more sexy adventures…Keep the debauchery going my sexy friends!

Hey wanna know a secret? You’re gonna get ALL of me tonight, just you…and me. It’s something I’ve never done before and I want you to join me. Sometimes I just like to mix things up a bit to keep it interesting. I’ll be reading an erotic story to you called ‘Three Way’ from SLS.com. It stars a unicorn who has her first lifestyle encounter with a couple, and I have to say, it gets hot in a hurry.

Now here’s my disclaimer…You’d think after 100 episodes I would have the audio quality down to a science. Not. So. Much. I read this story all the way through for 40 minutes and then I discovered my mic mysteriously turned itself off and on again several times. My guess is the connection got loose. Not to worry however, It just sounds a little different at certain points, but it’s still very clear. But…Don’t let a little thing like that distract you. I know you’re touching yourself right now and you deserve your full attention.

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REMEMBER…ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!