Slumber Party Massacre Luncheon

Back in the saddle… sort of. SPML is back, but nobody said anything about actually being productive. This time around, we’re just fucking around, talking shit, and letting the conversation go wherever the hell it wants. No big agenda, no homework—just the Review Crew back together and doing what they do best.

Chaweenie from TOAC joins SPML for a good old-fashioned horror hangout. We dig into his history with horror, the movies that shaped his taste, and what he’s been loving lately. From old favorites to recent obsessions, we get into the stuff that scares him, sticks with him, and keeps him coming back for more.

The SPML Review Crew has assembled, and we have a motherfucking doozy today.

On this episode, we dive headfirst into Brandon Cronenberg’s Infinity Pool—a filthy, fucked-up descent into privilege, identity, violence, and just how far you’re willing to go when consequences stop meaning anything.

Things get weird. Things get nasty. And, naturally, the Review Crew has some shit to say about it.

Pack your bags, lock up the house, and whatever you do, don’t trust the locals! This week on Slumber Party Massacre Luncheon, the SPML crew is heading out on vacation… unfortunately, so are the monsters, killers, cults, and assorted horrors waiting to ruin the trip. We’re diving into horror movies centered around vacations, from family getaways gone horribly wrong to dream destinations that turn into absolute nightmares. Because apparently, all-inclusive doesn’t include survival. Grab your sunscreen, your emotional-support weapon, and your sense of dread—it’s time for Vacation Horror!

The SPML review crew is back, and Brad, Shea, and Rob are heading straight into one of the most gloriously bizarre disasters ever committed to film: 1990’s Troll 2. The crew digs into the movie’s bizarre story, unforgettable performances, questionable costumes, horrifying food, and the strange legacy that turned this infamous flop into a cult classic. How bad is it really? How did this thing become legendary?

The Review Crew dives into Deep Blue Sea (1999) — genetically engineered sharks, questionable science, Samuel L. Jackson, and one hell of a bad day at the research facility.

Is it a great shark movie or just glorious '90s nonsense? Let's find out.

This week on SPML, the gang dives headfirst into the world of shark movies. From classic Jaws-style terror to giant sharks, dumb sharks, mutant sharks, and everything in between, we break down what makes a great shark movie—and what makes one spectacularly terrible.

Then we each unveil our Top 5 Shark Movies and defend our picks. Who made the cut? Who got robbed? And which shark movie reigns supreme?

Grab your chum and join us.

The Review Crew is blasting off into one of horror's most beloved cult classics as we tackle Event Horizon. Is this the ultimate haunted house movie... just set in deep space? We break down the nightmare fuel, the hellish imagery, Sam Neill's descent into madness, Laurence Fishburne trying to keep it all together, and whether this sci-fi shocker still lives up to its terrifying reputation nearly 30 years later. Grab your space suit and remember: where we're going... you won't need eyes.

The Slumber Party Massacre Luncheon welcomes a new victim—I mean co-host—to the table as Shea Beans officially joins the crew! To celebrate, we're blasting into the cold, unforgiving void to talk all things space horror. From xenomorphs and cosmic nightmares to killer planets and the terror of being hopelessly lost among the stars, we're counting down our favorite tales of interstellar dread while cracking jokes and embracing the madness along the way.

The crew welcomes local horror artist Jonathan Kaplan to the Luncheon! We dive into his love of horror, the inspiration behind his haunting paintings and artwork, and how the macabre influences his creative process. Jonathan also talks about life behind the drum kit with Arkansas bands Tempus Terra and Mothwind, balancing music and art, and what keeps him creating. It's a conversation about monsters, metal, and making beautiful nightmares.