"If Brian Setzer's sentient [expletive deleted] stain took LSD, read the synopsis of Nightmare on Elm Street in a language it didn't speak, then made a movie? It would be this movie." We aren't sure, but that may be the most profound review ever given. Dear listeners, come take a little trip with us into a world of weird phallic depravity, presented - as always - by our one true Lord and God, Shudder.