In this cursed episode, Archie and Zara talk about what it means to be a slut, celebrate all kinds of debauchery, and give listeners permission to make mistakes, take [safe] chances, and leave their high school years in the past. 

While listening, keep in mind that we are proponents of 
1. safe sex 
2. consent 
3. sleeping with your friends' teachers, apparently

Also, most importantly, please follow Zara's dog on tiktok @shilohlisbondoodle