These slippery suckers are quintessential French fare that some people find divine. Snails might not be everybody's cup of tea, but their buttery, herby decadence might just sway you. Are you escar-going to give them a try? 

As the late great Biggie Smalls once said, "I can fill ya wit' real millionaire shit/ Escargot, my car go one-sixty, swiftly/ Wreck it, buy a new one..."