Upon listener request, we're talking high school boy Clark Kent and the beautifully bald older man who likes to be near him.

After a bit of a detailed look at Rob's 2002 life, the boys note that Slobodan Milošević was, in fact, a person who did war crime type things, then it's all weird UPN/WB/CW television talk. How did Rob watch so many hours of Gilmore Girls if he hates it so much? What's with all these shows feeling the same? Is Smallville like Buffy with worse effects, dialogue, and storytelling? Does Snickers care if the crazy spiraling camerawork nauseates Joe? 

Also, briefly, a sex cult.