Will had neck surgery and is now asian in more ways than one. Progressive Field is getting renovated and it's great news for alcoholics. There is a new doc on Netflix about Kai the hatchet wielding hitchhiker and it is bananas. OBJ did the most OBJ thing of all the OBJ things that have ever been done. In N Out Burger is coming east and the two former Browns players you would add to the current roster to try and win a Super Bowl.