Anyone else taking bets until one of the coots in the family quotes memes as fact during this holiday season. With it Thanksgiving this week, the odds making are about to happen.

What you'll hear:

Flesheaters – River Of FeverCochonne – Horror-ScopeDan Melchior – Hey YaBirthday Party – Figure Of Fun-words from your host-Program - Show MeMicheal Yonkers – Boy In The SandboxBobby Would – Bad Man (Not I)Automatic – Strange Conversations-words from your host-Mononegatives – Friend AccessoriesDana – Pork PieSaint Rangers – ReturningEn Attendant Ana – Somewhere And Somehow-words from your host-Warm Leather – VocabularyFoster Care – No RespectConnie Voltaire – Animal FarmPerfect Buzz - My Apologizes-words from your host-Toy Trucks – QuestionsThe Cult OF Lip – WalkingGino and the Goons – She Can Take Itthe Metros – Hot Wired-words from your host-

Boxes and cartons.

Figuratively and literally as both have a song about them in this episode. Appropriate as chipping away at sorting and packing, pitching and keeping for the relocation plan set for 2020.

That, and as a cat owner, they always dig boxes.

What you'll hear:

Ian Hunter – Just Another NightJack Oblivian – Girl On The BeachParsnip – Lift Offthe Go – Can't Rely On It-words from your host-Lousy Sue – Firma JeanNeutrals – Motorcycle CopMarmalade Psyche – Compassionate LeaveGong Gong Gong – Some Kind Of Demon-words from your host-Trampoline Team - ReleaseGlaxo Babies – Police StateSlumb Party – All The BoxesBobby Would – Luna-words from your host-Comet Gain – Bad Night At The MustacheZurich Cloud Motors – Plenty Of Moons To SpareThe Hussy – Better StuffCR DICKS- Skate 2 Die-words from your host-Opossums - WorriedVivian Girls – MistakeDot.Com – Bugg BoyFire Engines – New Things in Cartons-words from your host-

This episode of the Smashin' Transistors fake radio show may try to entice you to take a psychedelic trip. If you chose to purchase a ticket, pack some condiments cuz your listening lobes will get deep fried!

What You'll Hear:

The Painted Ship – She Said YesVision 3D – Suel Ce SoirSpray Paint – Fleshy BoyCereal Killer – You Punk Scene Suck ItDANA – Cupid-words from your host- Gino & the Goons – Hit & RunThe Hentchmen – It Don't Take But A Few MinutesDan Melchior Group – Police DogBuck Owens – Who's Gonna Mow Your GrassAs Jaguatiricas – Boy Lixo-words from your host-The Control Freaks – She's The BombRobot Assassins - Your Special MessageLousy Sue – Sneaky SnakeSpeed Babes – We Sell Your SoulThe Freakees – Poser-words from your host-Resource Network – Halifax MortuaryCelebrity Handshake – This Is Real LifeSlump – Trip SitterAtomic Eater – Alien EyesCabaret Voltaire – Here She Comes Now-words from your host-

After getting home from week one day last week, I decided to put some records on and play them loud. I stepped out to my yard for a sec and my old biker neighbor decided to strike up a conversation with me about the dangers of "really hard drugs."

What you'll hear:

Muffs – I Need YouPsychedelic Speed FreaksCR Dicks – The EndJulie's Haircut – Emerald Kiss Phillip Cochran and the Artistic Heritage Ensemble – Unity -words from your host-Odgens – Plastic AveDan Melchior Group- Plz LuvYrselfParsnip – Too LateTruman's Water – Your BossPere Ubu- Heart Of Darkness-words from your host-The Hussy – CornflakesThe Runaways - 18th Floor GirlSlump - Desire Death DrifterKool and the Gang Bangers – He's A RatMr. Clit and the Pink Cigarettes – Little Witch-words from your host-Comet Gain - The Institute DebasedVision 3D – FannickNip Drivers – Hick In The MovieRocket 808 – Rocket 808 T. Rex – Rapids-words from your host-

Summer ended this weekend. That means it is time for a bunch of boomers to quote a lyric from "Night Moves." Talking smack about Bob Seger really seems to bum them out.

What you'll hear:

the Cars – Since You're GoneHoney Radar – Magnesium Blow OutOpossums – Love MachineRedd Kross – What's A Boy To DoFat Tulips – Where's Clare Grogan Now?-words from your host-Musk – Animal HusbandryUSA/Mexico – Shooflythe Au Pairs – Domestic DepartureDisco Junk – Outta MelbournePscience – Atomic Clock-words from your host-Vivian Girls – SickPsychedelic Horseshit – PortalsThigh Master – Mould LinesDana – El Sickothe Bruthers – I Just Had To Laugh-words from your host-the Control Freaks – Hate ListCelebrity Handshake – Religion On The OutsideDepression Breakfast – TypeStrapping Fieldhands – In The PineysDaniel Johnston – True Love Will Find You In The End-words from your host-

The last long weekend of the summer is upon us. Getting out and taking part of it may involve annoyances. Combat such things with a brand new episode of the Smashin' Transistors fake radio show.What you'll hear:Eagle - Pack Upthe Failures - Why?Thin Lizzy - Sha La LaGolden Pelicans - Pink MotelsScience Man - Weaponizer

- words from your host-

Deadbeat Beat - The BoxLaika – Honey In Heat Powerplant – True Love Black Tamborines High FivesRon Berry – I'll Give You My Love

- words from your host-

Oh Sees - The ExperimenterMiles Grayson – Stunk In The MudCelebrity Handshake – Prehistoric ClawMononegatives - Swell Maps – Secret Island

- words from your host-

Mr. Clit and the Pink Cigarettes Hey BombshellResource Network Post Traumatic Stress Gun FightJudy and the Jerks – Dumpster timeTyvek – We're Back The Yips – 1000 Percent Fox

- words from your host-

On a scorcher of a summer day recently I had the thirst for a pop. A really sugary one. A Faygo Red Pop or Rock-n-Rye was on my mind. The party I stopped in didn't carry any Faygo. Is that even legal in the state of Michigan?What you'll hear:PP Arnold - if You Think You're GroovyConnie Voltaire - Picture BookPscience - Chance EncounterDream Boogie - Shanghai NightsHomer - Taking Me Home

Tyvek - I've Not Thought OnceButterglory - RiversMope Groves - Pictures Of The MoonPsychedelic Speed Freaks - LawlessThe Los Hot Quesos - Bugs

Cement Shoes - Me Have No BrainThe Natural Man Band - Working NightsSrei Sothear & Sin Sisamouth - Power Of Her EyePinch Points - Stainless SteelMusclegoose - Mr Pibb goes to Washington

The Cool Greenhouse - Cardboard ManJohnny Ill - One Year PlanEggy - Machine CommunicationsThe Bambies - EchoJoe Hebert Band - I Don't Want To Be A Preppy

Like a heatwave. Amid the one we had the past week, one way to keep cool was to find a big shade tree to sit under and put together a fake radio show. Or, at least, portions of one. That's what we did for a bit here at ol' Smashy T's. Anything misstated on this episode is the from wooziness from sunspots. Naked Raygun - Metastasis

Christian Fitness - The Brain Is Not A Lever

Urochromes - Style

Lincoln Street Exit - Time Has Come Gonna Die

Rhy Bloodjoy - Aphrodite's Mirror

-words from your host-

Johnny Ill - Hamtramck Island

75 Dollar Bill - There's No Such Thing As A King Bee

Honey Radar - Instant Furniture

Dream Boogie - Boy Can Dream

The Haunted - 8 O'clock This Morning

-words from your host-

No Bails - We Sk8

Powerplant - People of the Sun

The Space Lady - Born To Be Wild

Euromilliard - Élève modèle

Trampoline Team – False Friend

-words from your host-

Primitive Hands – Unseen Love

Mountain Babies - Shapeshifter

Scrap Brain - Migraine

Mononegatives – 5 Minute Future

Bad Seeds - Sick & Tired

-words from your host-

Summertime and the, ummm, grass is longer. The snakes are more active because of it. Be sure to have a hammer and a jackknife handy at all times. 

 

What you'll hear:Squirrel Bait – Sun God Protruders – Tax 101 Nots – Built Environment Franky Shampoo and the City Creatures - Talk To Me Major Stars – Out In The Light -words from your host- Straight Arrows - 21st Century Lassie – Go West Prince – Manic Monday M.A.Z.E. - Human Brain Eric Nervous and the Beta Blockers – Nailed To The Wall -words from your host- Aborted Tortoise – 20 XX The Zits – Can't Get Smart Primitiv Parts – bad vibes Ice Baths – Auster Salem 66 – Across The Sea -words from your host- Pinch Points – Spelt Out Petite League – New York Girls The Lice – So Bourgeois Rose City Band – Fear Song Radio Birdman - Snake -words from your host-Get even more Smashin' Transistors action at 

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Though I like to think I am reasonably well-read, sometimes my brain will go off in some direction where I think something that is probably a well-worn colloquialism (or a line from a David Lynch film) is actually just a lyric from some cheesy pop country song of the 1990s.

What you'll hear: 

Cigaretz - Scared Of Girls 

Toeheads – Grad 

Registators – Panic Action 

Smart Hearts – You Beat Me To It 

Rose City Band – Fog Of Love 

-words from your host- 

 Kool 100s – Bogus Journey 

American Gorilla – Forsaken All Others 

Richard Vain – Castles 

Gun Club- Thunderhead 

Jack Oblivian – Scarla 

-words from your host- 

Protruders – No Stone 

Big Quiet – Pull The Thread 

The Fall – Wings 

Urochromes – Trapped On Planet 

Isolation Party – Disassociator 

-words from your host- 

Wolfmanhattan Project – Silver Sun 

Fabulous Fairies - Telephone 

Bikini Gorge – Cat In The Flat 

Georgia Asphault - Burn Again 

13th Floor Elevators - Dust

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