Pete D. Gaskell is joined by Liam & The Phranchize from The Happy Accident Podcast once again, and together, they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:

#QOTD - What would you train a monkey to do?

Wankety Wank

Weird News - handlebar moustache tattoo, kids working as Batman, and sex with ghosts

Rather Palaver - lose your testicles or half your penis?