Leo and I first cover the past week's security events, including the collapse of the Feinstein-Burr encryption bill, the result of the Oracle/Google trial, Google's attempts to keep Android in the field up-to-date, an intermediate certificate issued to an Internet appliance maker, lots of bad news about laptop add-on bloatware, and an update on SQRL's development. Then we take the first of two weeks' look at the many problems with our infantile Internet of Things.