This week we examine what happens to your monthly cloud services bill if you're infected by cryptomining malware? And speaking of cloud services, is Elon paying his bills? Just how fast are IoT-based DDoS attacks rising? What was the strange tale of wayward Chinese certificate authority? What useful new privacy and security features will Apple be adding to their services with their net OSes this fall? And why has France headed in another direction? How does Russia feel about foreign Internet probes and what can they do about it? And after a bit of miscellany, listener feedback and a SpinRite update, we're going to take a deep dive into the backstory and current capabilities of the Internet's premiere scanning and indexing service: Censys.