Is there any such thing as truly free privacy? What has Elon done now? What's the latest new tactic in post-breach cyber-extortion? Has Europe finally come to their senses over old and creaky proprietary radio encryption? What new forthcoming iPhone communications feature took everyone by surprise? What discovery did I make for super-secure code signing? Just how sticky are those barnacles? What's a good way to measure USB drive speed? Is the EU's proposed eIDAS 2.0 QWACs system as bad as it seems? And if it passes into law as-is, CAN companies realistically say no? What's my favorite little PC platform for building security gateways? Why couldn't we just use the good part of a fake drive? What should ex-LassPass users watchout for in their credit card statements? And, finally, we recognize the 50th birthday of Ethernet and look back at the history of its creation.