What changes will the EU's soon-to-be-in-force Digital Markets Act be bringing to Apple's traditional iOS policies? What OS is ransomware unable to infect? What has HP done now with their printer ink policy? How many stolen user database records will fit in 12 terabytes? Can't you just delete that incriminating chat stream? Did Mercedes-Benz leave their doors unlocked? What's a latest on ransom payments rates? And after entertaining some questions from our terrific listeners and a long-awaited announcement from me, we're going to take a look at Alex Stamos' reaction to Microsoft's most recent security incident response.