John & Scott discuss: A politician kills a spider. PETA IS NOT AMUSED. Other politicians kills thousands of people. No one cares.; Guess what happened to a military guy who was in charge of stopping rape?; John does a dramatic reading of a really creepy Obama speech.; Interweb taxes.; Obama the best thing for guns sales in decades redux; Cody Wilson's war. Liberator 3d printable handgun now available free for nothin' online.; Government studies to find out things that everyone already knows makes Scott sad in his heart; Children in Detroit are poor. Why there are no proper grocery stores in Detroit.; Suicidal people will use guns if they have them. Even young people. This is news.; Lying and fantasy as a release valve for pent up impotence. Fantasy as a restriction to the creative process and as the seed of procrastination; Gingers; & more.