John & Scott discuss: Tampon injector for all your bullet wound needs; John's nervous nanorant; Postal service ordering large quantities of ammunition; You know you're full of sh*t when Pat Robertson calls you out on being overly dogmatic about your faith; Cop breaks into man's home without warning and gets shot. Suprisingly the man isn't charged with murder; Some of the greatest and most innovative genius of the human species comes out when commanded to respect the letter of the law; State of Michigan doesn't want to give two hundred million dollars to Detroit to keep it running. Gives almost three hundred million to a dude to build a new hockey arena in Detroit; Anti gun guy gets busted for having a gun in a children's school; The Lego Movie & more.