John & Scott discuss: Show stuff; Apple has a wet nurse, just like Hank Reardon; Soaking wet, half naked teen girl left outside to freeze and almost lose toes because school didn't want to mess up their fire drill; Man found bound and decapitated, police say it's suicide; U.K. guy who helped design national anti porn filters in trouble with the authoratahs. Guess what for?; NSA boss wants to make a law banning media outlets from leaking stories about the NSA; Smarts guns aren't; Cop kills cat. Self defense?; Cop kills dog on a leash; Cop beats a puppy with a mop and strangles it to death, then he sends pics to the dog's owner, who is his girlfriend. Noticing a pattern here?; Cops taze up a kid's birthday party; Hookers being dragged to church; People in Detroit aren't taking sh*t from criminals right now. Well, apart from the politicians: Another cop says he won't confiscate guns; Weed tax revenue in Colorado; Global debt reached 100 trillion. Achievement Unlocked: Deadbeat Planet; Sbarros sucks, and they failed. Good. John rants about sh*tty pizza; John sees a terrible play. Well, *part* of a terrible play; We chat about the first episode of Cosmos (2014); John Reviews South Park: The Stick of Truth. John exposes his fear of alien abduction. Sorta; & more!!