John & Scott discuss: John Feels First World Godzilla Guilt; Tracking Point firearms is taking Bitcoin. Kinda neat; Meanwhile, in North Korea... Haircuts!; California anti-gun senator turns out to be a gun runner; Massholes trying to get people in the middle of divorce to not have sex. John touches on sexism; House of Cards getting the real life House of Cards treatment. A quick filmmaker's guide to tax credit heaven. Or at least avoiding tax credit hell; Girl buys water. Gets swarmed by cops who jump onto the hood of her car and whip guns out; Piers Morgan is off the air. John sheds exactly zero tears; A new climate change report says things are bad and are going to get worse. Just like every climate change report since 1970; Facebook buys Oculus Rift. Cue fanboy rage; GOAT SIMULATOR: GREAT GAME OR GREATEST GAME?; John Reviews They Saved Hitler's Brain. Almost loses his own in the process; & more!