The fellas are blessed by the legendary Cowboy Dan for a great ramble through current events. Russia, we're scouting some candidates to jet ski over to your boats in Cuba, Florida Man is coming. For information purposes only, we also host a thought experiment on what businesses thrive outside military bases in the US (spoiler alert, it's always strip clubs, among other). There's also some riffing on non-judicial punishments because who doesn't enjoy a laugh at someone else's misfortune. Congress is still a mess. Also, what three people would you bring?