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We recap Apple’s Pro and Tell event, from the glowing Apple logo’s return to which MacBook Pro you should actually buy, plus Oura’s new lawsuit, HaloBraid, and an iPhone Duo button tip.

The Lowdown
Pro and Tell Recap
MacBook Pro M6
MacBook Pro PROLED XDR Display

2nd String
Oura sues Ultrahuman AGAIN

For The Culture
HaloBraid: Tech & Culture Meet

The Hookup
How to remap iPhone Duo buttons to match orientation

Apple shades AI’s “lunatic fringe” as touchscreen MacBook Pros loom, Starlink slows Ukraine down, chatbots flunk culture class, and your iPhone locks to passcode-only.

The Lowdown

Apple’s “Pro and Tell” Event: Touchscreen MacBook Pro Expected

iPhone Duo Delivery Dates Are Getting Pulled In

Apple Calls AI’s Loudest Players the “Lunatic Fringe”

2nd String

Musk Reportedly Slows Starlink Service for Ukraine’s Military

For The Culture

AI Chatbots Struggle With Cultural Context, Study Finds

The Hookup

Force Your iPhone to Unlock With Passcode Only

Apple opened the door to its smart home, but the welcome mat comes with a price, and we’re talking about all of it.

The Lowdown

Welcome Home: Apple Event Recap

iPhone Duo Hits Stores Oct 23

2nd String

Flock Safety Or Surveillance?

For The Culture                                        

Georgia Votes: Early Turnout, Early Voting Tips, and Knowing Who’s on Your Ballot

The Hookup

How To: Stop Your iPhone Calls From Ending Randomly

Smart glasses, green bubbles, and the cost of convenience

The Lowdown

Your Mac Won't Let Go of Apple Intelligence — Should Apple Add a Delete Button?

Apple and LG Team Up on 7 Smart Home Devices

iOS 27 RCS Upgrades Fix the Green Bubble Annoyances

2nd String

Visually Impaired Users Fear a Smart Glasses Backlash

For The Culture

Wembanyama Says No to Sports Betting Deals — Should Other Players Follow?

The Hookup

How to Force Quit Apple Watch Apps in watchOS 27

Apple owes somebody $250 million over Siri promises it didn't keep. Are you that somebody? 

The Lowdown

$250M Siri Settlement Site Live

Ternus May Blow Up Apple's Release Calendar

Apple's Shelved AI AppleCare Plan

2nd String

McDonald's AI Menu Pricing

For The Culture

A Different World… The Sequel

The Hookup

Siri AI actually works

Get Your Apple Settlement Check

Your iPhone forgets your face, your Mac gives its storage to Siri, and Meta wants your wallet, so of course the most trustworthy thing in tech this week is a 0.1% raise.

The Lowdown

iPhone 18 Pro's Face ID Is Having an Identity Crisis

iPhone 18 First Impressions

Apple Intelligence Is Eating Your Mac's Storage (And You Can't Say No)

Apple Card Savings Finally Gets a Raise

2nd String

Meta's Muse Wants to Be Your Personal Shopper. Amazon Isn't Having It

For The Culture

Converse Pulls Chuck 70 X Ad After KKK and Lynching Comparisons

The Hookup

Just Tell Shortcuts What You Want (It'll Build It for You)

IOS 27 is here, but to get the most talked about feature, Siri AI, you’ll still have to get in line to get it.

The LowdowniOS 27 Is Here 

Craig Federighi Admitted the iPhone Duo and iPad Mini Basically Do the Same Thing

Apple Quietly Raised Prices on the Old iPhones — Right After the Duo Event

2nd StringMeta's Smart Glasses NameTag Feature Not On But Still Trains on Your Photos

For The CultureFamed Director Says AI Means He "Didn't Need Black Actors"

The HookupHow to get Siri AI

Apple's fall event delivers a genuinely impressive iPhone Duo, pricier Pro models, and a rebuilt Siri AI still stuck in beta — leaving us skeptical if the hype will match what's actually shipping.

The Lowdown

iPhone 18 Pro & Pro Max: New Colors, $100 Price Hike

A20 Pro Chip Powers It All (For What, Exactly?)

Camera Overhaul: Variable Aperture, Pro Controls, Reference Image & Dynamic Island

Siri AI Arrives... In Beta

Apple Watch Series 12, Ultra 4, SE 3 & AirPods 5

iPhone Duo: Apple's First Foldable

iOS 27 and the New Apple Upgrade Leasing Program

What Apple Didn't Announce (and What We'd Actually Buy)

But will it be more of the same or an adventure into a new frontier.

The Lowdown

John Ternus Is Officially CEO

Phil Schiller Is Out as Head of the App Store and Product Events

The Vision Pro Layoffs Were Way Bigger Than First Reported

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The EU Just Classified ChatGPT as a Search Engine 

For The Culture

"Was She Black?" — Raven-Symoné's Podcast Comment is Dividing the Internet

The Hookup

How To: Set Your Wallet Cards on Autopilot with Shortcuts

iPhone invites are out, Vision Pro (and the team) put on ice, and Target blows it (again)...

The Lowdown

Apple sends out invites for its annual fall iPhone event

Apple refreshes the Mac Mini and Mac Studio with new AI-ready chips

Apple reportedly scales back Vision team

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If your Uber or Lyft driver goes hands-free, should they ask your permission?

For The Culture

Target apologizes for children's clown Halloween costume after backlash

The Hookup

Generate a virtual card number to use Apple Cash where Apple Pay isn't available