This week on Box Box Box, Sam and Dom drag themselves through the mid-est of races at Snoozuka—sorry, Suzuka. While Verstappen was busy collecting records and Lando briefly moonlighted as a lawn mower, the real action was in practice with more grass fires than overtakes. The lads discuss Alpine's fire starters, cursed driver merch, and Carlos Sainz getting fined for having organs. Plus: bold Bahrain predictions, DJ schedules clashing with 5AM race starts, and why George Russell would make a great gardener.