Crushes are like snow globes: tiny, self-contained realities that exist separately from logic. They are also like snails—slow, unpredictable, and sometimes leaving you on read. Boooo.

In this solo episode, I overanalyze the mystery, the lie, and why your brain insists on making someone way more interesting than they probably are. Also, what if the best way to get over a crush is to deshell the delusion? (Metaphorically. No actual snails were harmed in this recording.) 🐌✨

Thank you to my friends for being part of a skit.