We all know the story of the article of clothing that creates a specific sentient life form complete with limbs and memories and ears and eyes requiring only snow that occurs during a certain time of year in the shape of three spheres stacked on top of each other along with a vegetable and BBQ briquettes.

And what a beautiful story. Also why does a magician have a PhD.

Great story ten out of ten would listen again super Christmassy job Mark!