The Morning Mosh Pit delivers another round of headlines that sound completely fake but are painfully real. Chicago names a snowplow “Abolish ICE” and the other winners are just as wild. Japan proposes making public rudeness a crime and honestly we have questions. Human vs Robot War continues because the machines are not calming down.

A man gets arrested for an inappropriate act with a deer and we wish we were making that up. Five Things keeps you informed and slightly disturbed. Americans are choosing screen time over sleep and we feel personally attacked.

Bad News Bears energy wraps it all up with the chaos you expect. It is weird. It is loud.

It is the news you did not know you needed.

Stream it now and stay gloriously misinformed. #iheartradio