How many times did you watch Hamster Dance as a child? A lot? You wouldn't be alone. But what do we know about those little vibin' rodents? Did you know they were merciless killers? Or that they can handle their liquor better than I can? Writer and improvisor Alice Stanley Jr joins me to talk about her affinity for hamsters, the life lessons they've taught her, Mini Brands, Dunkin Donuts, and some spicy pug hot takes.