Chris and Lee your (and our) co-hosts serve up another hot one!

SO, I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER... but it's not what you're thinking.

Or it could be. I don't know, okay?!

Fine... So what you are probably thinking is- that we get to see some Axes get what's coming to them, which means some axes get killed.

Nope.

Nor is this a movie about some kick-ass guitar solos. That get married.

Nope.  

Spoiler alert: it's a movie starring Mike Myers. A Canadian who can usually make with the funny, but not in this here flick. He takes a breather and tests your patience real hard.  

No Dana Carvey.

No Dana Andrews.

No Bill Dana.

And so on and so forth.

So sit back or stand right up as Chris and Lee try their darnedest to re-cast this one and do their own brand of re-casting sorcery as they re-cast it, and re-cast it.  

And then they have a chuckle at your expense. Or chortle. Or maybe not. But thank your lucky stars because you'll need 'em like never before.

Whatever that means.

Toodles,

The Totalitarian Castaway Recalcitrants