Schmidty is back for a podcast host trifecta and we are dealing with an overload of Google news. I guess it makes sense, since they sort of flooded the new cycle but . . . oh hey, look at that; Zohner uses LinkedIn. And Netflix is trolling us? What is going on here!?

• Google Assistant. Sounds nice, what is it?
• Google will not take Payday Loan money. But will.
• Android Auto becomes 1000% more useable
• Google asks the internet to suggest things that start with "N"
• What horrible things could possible start with "N"?
• Instant Apps could change everything
• Google Allo. Zuke is so confused
• Europe REALLY hates Google
• Google REALLY hates Flash
• Nokia comes back from the grave. Laughs at Blackberry
• Netflix releases a new way to troll people who don't actually understand internet speeds.
• Amazon to open more brick and mortar stores.
• Zohner actually does use LinkedIn
• Apple update fixes things in some iPad model. Totally ruins others.
• More Zuke confusion; didn't Firefox already pass IE?
• When a Botnet isn't used for DDOS
• Cryptoware maker asked nicely for decryption algorithm. They give it up?
• Symantec bug politely allows everyone to take control of every computer
• Samsung patents a way into Zuke's heart
• Here's an idea: Don't make ANY Snapchat filter that does ANYTHING to your skin tone
• A 3D printer that works more like a replicator
• HP releases a new color 3D printer. Bet the toner costs more than the printer

Zuke’s Favorite: Spider-Man theme

Schmidty’s Favorite: Assassin's Creed Trailer

Zohner’s Favorite: Dating advice from the 1800s

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