This week, we bring John Stamos-as-Carl into a universe in which John-Stamos-as-himself also exists, Brittany doesn't kiss Britney Spears except in my head, and Will Schuester buys? A? Car?

Also: Terri Schuester is back, thank god! Mercedes is basically gone, which is just rude! Lea Michele is doing just fine!

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