Listen in cringey horror as this Blond(e) recounts the time she posted a literary analysis of Frank Ocean lyrics to the subreddit Hiphopheads for a sea of bloodthirsty Stans on the day Frank’s new album was supposed to drop (but didn’t). In the blog post, published on Catapult by yours truly, I compare Frank to the original hip hop head—Shakespeare—and my own head is rightfully served to me on a spinning chrome platter. I’ll talk about the crazy genius that is Frank Ocean, and get into the psyche of his obsessed fans who I psyched out with some non-album news. Finally, I will delve into the comments section, where I am labeled again and again as a “pretentious white guy.” (My picture was RIGHT THERE on the bottom of the post!)