We talk about why we didn't really see Nemo coming for the win last year (I blame trains) but that 's after we start with a brief sojourn into reaction videos - and not just Eurovision ones - before Andy and Ann give their views on each song & performance giving them a score from 0 to 5.

A fan of Blue Peter

Enya... on drugs

Shoving fags in his face

A niche to carve out

The Quantum Leap Soundtrack