We start by wondering of the recent rise in talk about 'tariffs' could be leveraged in Eurovision and think about the categories of Eurovision tropes that could be incentivised and sanctioned so the entrance fee for the contest could be slightly negotiated. After that we judge 6 of this year's crop from 0 to 5 and find a show winner!

They can no longer afford trousers

Is there a culture of Panto...?

Dear Finland - your problem

Do Polish people want to watch things about Henry VIII?

Normal Collier processing