Soccer Neophytes

Soccer Neophytes

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Soccer Neophytes episodes

  • S9E7 - BTA

    🐝 Bees sting Chelsea

    🌟 Brighton blind Arsenal

    💩 Spurs shit themselves in the Shit Derby

    💔 Newcastle break Josh's heart

    🎱 Shootout at the Etihad!


    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    Episode 252

    47 min
  • S9E6 - Mind the Gap

    🔵 Manchester is Blue...I guess

    🟥 So Many Reds

    😲 Two Surprises in 3rd and 4th

    🚊 Mind The Gap!


    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    Episode 251

    1 hr 2 min
  • S9E4 - Box Office

    ⚽️ Haaland is back

    👹 So is United

    🔵 or 🐺 Are Spurs the 2026 Chelsea or 2026 Wolves?

    ↔️ Transfers explained


    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    Episode 249

    1 hr 5 min
  • S9E3 - The Soccer Neophyte Curse

    🙄 Week one overreactions

    👑 The Champions roll

    🤦🏻‍♂️ Villa, Spurs and United Roll Over

    🤬 Is there a Soccer Neophyte Curse?


    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    Episode 248

    1 hr 8 min
  • S9E1 - Promoted Teams Preview

    Chris and Nate are back to preview the newly promoted teams: Coventry City, Hull City, and Ipswich Town.


    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    Episode 246

    43 min
  • S8E37 - Season Finale LIVE!

    Spurs Stay Up

    Wolves Finish 20th

    Sunderland Til We Die

    and Kurtis Picks His Team!


    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    Episode 245

    2 hr 2 min
  • S8E36 - Arsenal VARy Close to the Title

    Arsenal are VARy close to the title

    Villa Clinches UCL

    Managerial Madness

    Spygate in the Championship?!


    Neophyte Focus: Sunderland - Everton


    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    Episode 244

    1 hr 1 min
  • S8E35 - Yucca Tap Room? More Like Yucka!

    Controversy in the title race.

    Are Spurs really only one draw away?

    European implications.


    Neophyte Focus: Arsenal - West Ham


    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    Episode 243

    1 hr 5 min

About Soccer Neophytes

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Nate, Chris, and Andrew are soccer neophytes.